A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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