- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Women's Rights.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

colby doesnt shave

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