- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Whats better than 24? 25.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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