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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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