What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Women Driving.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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redtube

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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i dont like chris

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Anti Joke

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