what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Bean.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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what time is it? 3:16

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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