What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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