Shit!

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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69

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Penal Dysfunction

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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your mother hates you

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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