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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

why does column have a letter n?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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