Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Well educated black man.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

roses are black violets are black im blind

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

eloise dey.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

gay marriage.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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