Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why did the jew die Really...

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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i cant think of one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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