Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Your mom.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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