- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

how do you confuse a blond?

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

An English man walks into a pub.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

I had my period 3 days ago.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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