knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What is White over Black? Society.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

what do you watch ? a tv

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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