- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

BOOBALANBOO

My tractor broke down.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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