What's cold and icy? Ice

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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