- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Stop being a centipede

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What's cold and icy? Ice

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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