why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Samantha

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Penis

WNBA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

^that joke a piece of shit

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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