- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

A new restaurant KKKcake

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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