- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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