- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Women's Rights.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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