Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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all these jokes suck ass

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Butt Sex.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Hi Jacob You cool

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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