Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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You are Nerochan right?

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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