A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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