- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Your mums a penis joke.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Leave her alone...

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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