- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

THIS IS an anti-joke.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why did the dog eat poop?

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.