Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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