What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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