Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Lil Wayne

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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GONNA

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why did I get raped

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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