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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

religion.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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