A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

girls basketball

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

modern love

fack me!

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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