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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Thanks

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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*you're

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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