How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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a retard lost...

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Woman's Rights

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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