Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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This one time at band camp....

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Dick spice

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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twilight

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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