- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

why is john so fat years of over eating

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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