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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

wood cant chuck wood

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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