You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

A guy trips a blind man.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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