What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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how do you confuse a blond?

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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lol

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your mom

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good one jess !!

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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