Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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