- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

why?

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Knock knock. Come in.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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