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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What time is it? Refrigerator

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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who is awesome? no one...

Mrs. Welsh

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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