How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

your mother hates you

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Knock, Knock Come in

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A blind man walks into a pole.

U ALL LIAK DIK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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