What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Women's sports

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Black people

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*spongebob voice* 25

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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