- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Justin Bieber got laid

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

religion.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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