- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Bloody kids ...

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