- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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