i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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You

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Who has downs this joke

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Cancer.

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