- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Neither does he.

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