whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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