Three bars walk into a Jew.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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