um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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liam buchan is gay !

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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