Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Your mother is a man.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

THIS IS an anti-joke.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What's 4+7 47

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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