- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

your mother hates you

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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