How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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