- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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