- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

your father died

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

bitches be crafty.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Weiner

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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