How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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