- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

what do you watch ? a tv

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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