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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Chuck norris survived rapture.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

whoa there

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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