why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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0 + 0 = 0

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I pooped my pants

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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