what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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black guy graduating high school

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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I've got a dig bick

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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fjdkhg

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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