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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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