A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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obama

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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