Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What's 4+7 47

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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womens rights

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hi corey

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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asian, do math

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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1+1 =? Too

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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motley crew

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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