Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Darude - Sandstorm

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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#scabbers

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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