What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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mark is mark

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Guess What! HI!

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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