Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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