what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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