- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Cold camel scrotum.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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