There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

your a towel.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

mc hammers income.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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