If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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your mother hates you

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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