milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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I ponder

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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