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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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liam buchan is gay !

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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