A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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PENIS

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Pinus Testicles

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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