What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Heartlight

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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