- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

a man walks into horse bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Nothing yet CC

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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