26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Soccer...

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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