What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Women's rights

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Bake until golden at 375

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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