kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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i dont like attention whores lol

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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How are you? Yes

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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