Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Anti Joke

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