Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Stop being a centipede

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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