- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Your social life.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Chrissy is funny.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Women's rights.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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