A Irish man walks our of a bar

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

You just won the game...

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

A new restaurant KKKcake

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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