Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Tell you something funny.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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