How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

bum sex lol

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Is this where I type the joke?

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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