- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

...NO.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

motley crew

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why is pi? Because circles.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

The weels on the bus go...flat

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

how do you confuse a blond?

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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