What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

gay marriage.

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