what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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