- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

That didn't hurt.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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