SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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A black man in a country bar.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Anti Joke

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