Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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