What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

who is awesome? no one...

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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