Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Women's rights...

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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