- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

what do you watch ? a tv

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Not Steve Jobs

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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