How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Matt is not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Wombat monkey juice.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Fox News.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

A

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

ROSS G IS OBESE

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

An asian without a future.

Dislike this

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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