- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

hey guys what's up?

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

my mom raped yerr foot

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Chuck Norris died.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Cows go moo.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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