- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

I have Alzheimer. What?

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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