You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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dislike this...please.

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Hi

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Woman's Rights

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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this girl died

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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