Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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guess what chicken butt

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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