- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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