What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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