how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Penis penis poop butt

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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27

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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