- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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