- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Knock Knock! Come in!

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Like if you like big tits.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Get in the Batmobile.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

So a black man hails a taxi...

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