Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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