What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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