Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Men, get on the boat.

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obama

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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